There are certain sounds that I like to hear
I don't know why but they're very pleasing to my ear
Just some dusty keys from a different age
That I like to play when I want to turn back the page
Na na na nana nana
If the organs a beer then the mellotron's a drug
Piano's wine but I prefer it if it has a plug
Like water flows the synth can take a lead
Shred all you like and guaranteed your fingers will not bleed!
Na na na nana nana
Guitars always made me jealous
Though I like the sounds they made
While I was practicing piano
The guitarist he was
He was always getting
He was always getting laid
If you're looking for me
You'll find me here
Surrounded by water wine and drugs and lots of beer
Na na na nana nana