BigSmokinJoe - Part II: Shop Run Lyrics

It's Day Six of the new arrangement
Finished all the jobs that I was doing later
The foods old, need some newer new potatoes
And I could use some data. Shit
I heard it's super f*cked
People down at Lidls had to queue for months
I don't wanna touch these stupid cunts
They might give me something super yuck
I hear corona is half price
Fair shout Lidls, you gotta laugh right
Get some more bog roll, that's nice
So I can be even more of an asswipe
Sorry, my bum is sore
I don't wanna go outside, it's f*cking war
Grannies thinking they above the law
He can't help you shop cuz he's your son in law

The shop run... It's the shop run
Get your gloves and ya mask and a shotgun
Is the shop run, it's the shop run
It's either that or job hunt

I don't wanna job hunt
Bit my gum shield, make a fist
Get my mum to make the list
Comes back this long, takes the piss
But maybe I was made for this
Alright Mum! This is one time
Mrs Moon about to watch the son shine
After this, we only order online
In fact, can we do that right now
Sigh... let me grab my keys
In fact, put the kettle on let's have a tea
Why you looking like you mad at me
You think I underestimate the situations gravity
Shop run, yes
Gloves, mask, shotgun, check
I'll be on the job hunt next
Right; here we f*cking go

The shop run! It's the shop run
Get your gloves and ya mask and a shotgun
Is the shop run, it's the shop run
It's either that or job hunt
I don't wanna job hunt