Vegan Coochie Video (MV)

Yeah this my song
About the vegan coochie
That I've wanted for so long
So sit down
And ponder
All the vegan coochie
That I squander

It's not very nice
I like to eat rice, sometimes
And all the girls around me
Are performing hate crimes
Because they eat meat
Yet they 'love animals tho'
How could I bare something so full of deceit
So if you're vegan
And we're not related
Message me now
Especially if you're hot
And maybe
Just maybe
If you're vegetarian
I'll settle for that

But before I do
I need to tell you how the media can skew
A narrative
That is purposefully hateful
Calling people "Militant Vegans"
Now that's disgraceful
While Standing up for basic rights
It really just highlights
How speciesist most people are
Because while thery're up and about with live exports
And the Rohingya in Myanmar
Alongside the holocaust
It's obvious that you deserve a bronze star
For how ethical you claim are

Wow, that took a dark turn
But I'm just waiting for the devil's return
Because he'll be nice
And I might just roll his dice
Because I like my odds
As the coming time
Will be the scourge of the gods

But back to the topic
Because you're all so myopic
You claim you love animals
Yet you call animal liberationists
New-age terrorists
And that's all because of
A media narrative
That is purposefully hateful
Calling people "Militant Vegans"
Now that's just disgraceful

So f*ck off
Unless you're vegan
Maybe even a beegan
And maybe we can
Meet up on the weekend
And circlejerk about how
We are objectively the most moral people on earth
And maybe we can f*ck after that I dunno, that's really up to you.