Big Veegz - Slut School Lyrics

Hey, I'm a teacher now
I'm going to show you how to do shit
Construction of arguments
And, How to write in a different tense
But wait now
There's just one rule
You can't mention this class to your parents

You gotta wrap your lips around my dick
In order to show me that you can think quick
But anyway, that's beside the point
Well, actually that is the point
I'm Mr Veegz and I'm the teacher
Can all the cheerleaders meet me behind the bleachers

In reality, I'm just here for sex
Because everyone knows that's what teachers like best
They like buxom girls
With plenty of curls
Short skirts
And tight fitting shirts

You gotta be kidding me
You suggest it so staggeringly
"School's is a place to learn
And to not to suck someone off"
However, that's not too far-off
Because everyone knows that this institution
Is bringing up girls for a life of prostitution
This is 'RuPauls school for dirty little sluts'

That's right this is slut school
For all the guys that grow up thinking smut's cool
This is a cesspool
Would one of you girls take my dick like a whirlpool
Some of you might think this is cruel
But, you knowingly enrolled at the sex school

So, each of you
Get in a line
Drop down to your knees
Yeah, we're going to have a good time
You'll suck my cock
And you'll suck my cock
And you'll suck my cock
And you'll suck my cock too
And, To be fair
There's nothing to do
You're all mine
So don't whine
But rather
You should

Wrap your lips around my dick
And Ride me like a f*cking pogo-stick
Because this is the slut school
For all the guys that grow up thinking smut's cool
This is a cesspool
Now would one of you girls
try to break the no-gag rule
Some of you might think this is cruel
But, you knowingly enrolled at the sex school

GET ON YOUR KNEES
DO I NEED TO SAY IT AGAIN
If you decline
Or your head is qtuie benign
You'll you have to go to the headmistress
And get tips
Possibly even get some claps on your nips

If think that you're forgetting this is the slut school
For all the guys that grow up thinking smut's cool
This is a cesspool
Now would one of you girls
Now would one of you girls take my dick like a whirlpool
Some of you might think this is cruel
But, you knowingly enrolled at the sex school

You gotta be kidding me
You suggest it staggeringly
"School's is a place to learn
And to not suck someone off"
However, that's not too far-off
Because everyone knows that this institution
Is bringing up girls for a life of prostitution
This is 'RuPauls school for dirty little sluts'
And I'm your teacher so suck me off