Big Pumous - Funkso Lyrics

Let me tell you a story about when I saw a fat chode
It was short and stumpy just like a toad
I was on the road headed to my abode
When I got in my home and I saw Fatso
I said, "Hey I can see your chode, man
Why you in my abode with your chode?"
He said
"Hey, you f*cking hoe! Don't look at that, no no no no!"
I said
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, I said
Hey, Fatso! Put down your chode!
And get the f*ck out of my abode!
I said

Ayy!
Hey you f*cking hoe, what's wrong with my chode?
It's perfectly round and it f*cking shows
This is the the damn abode that I f*cking chose
Why don't you get the f*ck out so I can bust my load?
You know a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
If you needed to cum wouldn't you do it too?
Man I thought that we were bros, but all you are is a hoe
Why don't you take your ass out so I can grease my damn pole
My chode isn't stumpy, man, your logic is lumpy
Don't make me any more grumpy or I may just hump thee
Hey hey hey hey I said
Hey, Fatso! Put down your chode!
And get the f*ck out of my abode!
Hey, Fatso! Put down your chode!
Just get the f*ck out my abode!
I said
The dumb fat f*ck just slapped my butt!
No! No! No! No!
I said
Hey, hey, hey, hey
I said
Hey, Fatso! Put down your chode!
And get the f*ck out of my abode!
I said