The Big Gay Musical - God Loves Gays Lyrics

God made all different kinds of people
With different jobs to do
He made all of the breeders
To make more gays like you and you!

So sure they might be jealous
Don't listen to what they say
You're just the way He made you
God loves gays!

God loves gays!

God loves gays!

Each one of you is special in your own way
Some people are gays in hiding
They're the ones who love to SHOUT!
They need to know God loves them
To help them with their comin' out!

(Mid-West Farmer - spoken!)
God is gonna send you to the fires of Hell!

(Angel)
God loves gay, honey!

(Old Amish type man)
Being gay is an abomination and the only thing worse
than being an abomination is being a JEW!

(Angel)
God loves gays, Mary!

God loves gays (God loves gays!)
God loves gays (Yes He does!)
Each one of you is special in your own gay way

And it doesn't matter, if you are butch or femme (snaps!)
Sing just the way He made you
God loves gays, Honey!
God loves gays, Mary!

No matter what your job is
He loves you the way you are
You can be a politician or working in a leather bar

God loves those He created no matter what people say!
Sing just the way He made you, cuz...

He loves you!
He loves you!

He loves you!

He looooooooooooooves (flexes!) HO! (flexes again!)
HUH! (flexes again) HA! (flexes one more time) HAH!

He loooooooooooooooooves (BIG exaggerated flex) HAH!

(BIG EXAGGERATED AUDIBLE INTAKE OF BREATH!)

The gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays!

HAH!

[Thanks to imrlyfckngay for adding these lyrics]