Big Fish - Ballad of Bingo Hooper Lyrics

Bingo Hooper
You lonely man
Gone and made a fool
Of yourself again
Three years ago
Picked up the phone
Calling for a companion
But Bingo Hooper
Your life's a mess
You got no wife
No money left
Once she called it quits
Picked up her citizenship
Kept the cash and left you a child
Oooh, Bingo
Love ain't something money can buy
But it can get ya'
A Filipina mail order bride
Oooh, Bingo
Her heart's not up for sale
But I guess that you wouldn't know much
You've got a face only Jesus could love
Bingo Hooper
You're just like me
I've never had much luck
Looking for a lady
But the difference is
You've got a beautiful kid
And a smile that'll never ever leave you
Oooh, Bingo
Love ain't something money can buy
But it can get ya
A Filipina mail order bride
Oooh, Bingo
Her heart's not up for sale
But I guess that you wouldn't know much
You've got a face only Jesus could love
And a smile that'll never ever leave you
And a smile that'll never ever leave you
You've got a smile that'll never ever leave ya
Yeehaw!