Better Apes - For Couples Lyrics

I bought her flowers
I took her to dance
I gave her music
A touch of romance
She gave me fashion
She straightened my ways

Now we're a couple
Now we're a couple
Now we're a couple
Now we're a couple

She said it was true love
I said "me too"
She gave me her body
I loaned her my car
She held out her hand and
I gave her a ring

Now we're a couple
Now we're a couple
Now we're a couple
Now we're a couple

Now we've got three kids
Five birds and a cat
A two bedroom apartment
And I'm getting fat
And there's mountains and mountains and mountains and mountains and mountains and mountains of laundry
And bills left unpaid

Now we're a couple
Now we're a couple
Now we're a couple
Now we're a couple