The Bessi Project - Master of the Pasture Lyrics

Everyone knows
Keep your farm closed
Or I will sneak in
You know I'm freakin
Oh it will be a battle
To take me from your cattle
I am the king
Except for one thing
Although I love udders
I turn them into mothers
I get all caught up
Accidental knock-up
Like a lamb to the slaughter
Whoops I got a daughter
It was all fun
But now I have a son
So onto the next farm
I don't see the harm
I'm not that bad
I'm just a deadbeat dad, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dad, deadbeat DAAAAAD
Deadbeat dad, I am a deadbeat dad
I am a deadbeat dad,
I am a deadbeat dad, I am a deadbeat dad
I am a deadbeat dad, I am a deadbeat dad
I am the master
Master of the pasture
Cream of the crop
Make your heart stop
You can call me daddy
Don't step on your paddy
Walk through the gate
Whoops I procreate
Your father I am not
Your mother she is hot
That's why I'm here
Isn't it clear
Whoops Daddy issues
Here hold my tissues
Welcome to my life
I don't need a wife
Don't be mad
I'm a deadbeat dad, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dad, deadbeat DAAAAAAD
Deadbeat dad, I am a deadbeat dad
I am a deadbeat dad,
I am a deadbeat dad, I am a deadbeat dad
I am a deadbeat dad, I am a deadbeat dad
I hope I didn't stutter
If she's got an udder
I'm gonna stare
I do not care
If the kids aren't mine
I ain't got the time
I'm already too busy
Give that cow the glizzy
There's milk in that cake
Is your ass a lake
Imma motorboat it
Ain't gonna sugar coat it
I'll make her moo
Yes I know kung fu
What can I say
I know karate
If you got a problem
Imma taekwon-do ur mama
Didn't show up to court
Unpaid child support
Oh my bad
A deadbeat dad, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dad, deadbeat DAAAAD
I'll be your toilet yup
Why don't you oil it up
Climb you like a mountain
Bust like a fountain
You like my cowboy hat
Whatcha think about that
Save a cowboy
Ride a cow