I'm married to a cow
And I don't know how
I'm married to a cow
And I don't know how
We said our vows
When we were on a plow
And he said Moo(ooh)
Moo(ooh)
And he said Moo(ooh)
Moo(ooh)
And he said Moo(ooh)
Moo(ooh)
When it was time to say I do
He just said Moo
And he said MOOOOOOOO
Wanna get married
(Wanna get married)
(Wanna get married)
Wanna get buried
(Wanna get buried)
To youuuuu
(Wanna get buried)
To youuu, to youuu, to youuu
Married to a cow
And I don't know how
I'm married to a cow
And I don't know how
I'm married to a cow
And I don't know how
I'm married to a cow
And I don't know how
On our honeymoon
To Cancun
I'll take you soon
In the middle of June
And we will spoon
No AIDS for you
Cuz you're immune
In the name of God
I, Bessi (Alex)
Take you, Alex (Bessi)
To be my husband (wife)
To have, and to hold
From this day forward
For better, for worse
For richer, for poorer
In sickness and in health
To love, and to cherish
Until parted by death
Bessi, it's time to consummate our marriage
Mooooo
Now I'm gonna stick my penis in
Mooooooo
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I'm married to a cow
And I don't know how
I'm married to a cow
And I don't know how
We said our vows
When we were on a plow
And he said Moo(ooh)
Moo(ooh)
And he said Moo(ooh)
Moo(ooh)
And he said Moo(ooh)
Moo(ooh)
When it was time to say I do
He just said Moo
And he said MOOOOOOOO
Wanna get married
(Wanna get married)
(Wanna get married)
Wanna get buried
(Wanna get buried)
To youuuuu
(Wanna get buried)
To youuu, to youuu, to youuu
Married to a cow
And I don't know how
I'm married to a cow
And I don't know how
I'm married to a cow
And I don't know how
I'm married to a cow
And I don't know how
On our honeymoon
To Cancun
I'll take you soon
In the middle of June
And we will spoon
No AIDS for you
Cuz you're immune
In the name of God
I, Bessi (Alex)
Take you, Alex (Bessi)
To be my husband (wife)
To have, and to hold
From this day forward
For better, for worse
For richer, for poorer
In sickness and in health
To love, and to cherish
Until parted by death
Bessi, it's time to consummate our marriage
Mooooo
Now I'm gonna stick my penis in
Mooooooo
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And I don't know how
I'm married to a cow
And I don't know how
We said our vows
When we were on a plow
And he said Moo(ooh)
Moo(ooh)
And he said Moo(ooh)
Moo(ooh)
And he said Moo(ooh)
Moo(ooh)
When it was time to say I do
He just said Moo
And he said MOOOOOOOO
Wanna get married
(Wanna get married)
(Wanna get married)
Wanna get buried
(Wanna get buried)
To youuuuu
(Wanna get buried)
To youuu, to youuu, to youuu
Married to a cow
And I don't know how
I'm married to a cow
And I don't know how
I'm married to a cow
And I don't know how
I'm married to a cow
And I don't know how
On our honeymoon
To Cancun
I'll take you soon
In the middle of June
And we will spoon
No AIDS for you
Cuz you're immune
In the name of God
I, Bessi (Alex)
Take you, Alex (Bessi)
To be my husband (wife)
To have, and to hold
From this day forward
For better, for worse
For richer, for poorer
In sickness and in health
To love, and to cherish
Until parted by death
Bessi, it's time to consummate our marriage
Mooooo
Now I'm gonna stick my penis in
Mooooooo
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Writer: Jackson Cook, Charlie Mazurek
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Performed By: The Bessi Project
Language: English
Length: 3:24
Written by: Jackson Cook, Charlie Mazurek