He's six foot two
He's good for you
He's got a cowboy hat
He rambles on about a loaded gun
Can you imagine that?
He's got this cow he loves a lot
Sometimes I can't believe
He loves that damn thing much more than me
I reckon I'd better leave
If I were a cow
Would you love me now?
I'd be a cow for you
I would poop and moo
If I were a cow
Would you love me now?
I'd be a cow for you
I would poop and moo
I'm six foot two
I'm bad for you
Can't wear my cowboy hat
I ramble on about somethin' dumb
Can't imagine you're into that
I've got this cow I like a lot
But somehow I love you more
You'll always have a piece of my heart
But my cows I can't ignore
You left me on read
You left me for dead
I would move for you
I couldn't pick up
On your social cues
I was made for you
You left me on read
(If I were a cow)
You left me for dead
(Would you love me now?)
I would move for you
(I'd be a cow for you, I would poop and moo)
I couldn't pick up
(If I were a cow)
On your social cues
(Would you love me now?)
I was made for you
(I'd be a cow for you, I would poop and moo)