[ Featuring the Benis Boys ]
In a world
Full of rats
And bongs
One rat
And one bong
Will save the world
Or maybe destroy it
In the epic tale of
RAT BONG
He hides in the trees
He yearns for your weed
He masters the bong
He rips fat and long
And when you turn your back, he'll take your crack
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Hahahahaha... Rat bong
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Yo, what the f*ck was that?
Take his ass out back
(EEEEEEEEE)
The rat has the bong
(I've gained control)
The rat has the bong
(It's all mine)
The rat has the bong
(You're all doomed)
The rat has the bong
(OOOOOHHHAAA)
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Rat Bong