Bently Sumner Harris - Achy Breaky Heart Parody (Big Ole Smelly Fart) Lyrics

You can tell the world I offend all of the girls, but you'll have to burn my boxers when I'm gone
You can tell your friends that the smell will never end, and the joke about my farting all night long
You can tell my butt, get back into that truck, just drive downwind, just get away
I blew the bathroom door, it sounded like a roar, the odor lingered on for several days

So don't smell my farts, my big ol' smelly farts, don't quite think you understand
I eat a big ol' plate of beans, and when I cut the cheese, I leave a big ol' skid mark in my pants

You can tell your mom I fart in Arkansas, it smells just like her bathroom anyway
And you can tell your brother Cliff to take another whiff, cause I'm gonna sit right on his ugly face
You tell your Aunt Louise she's the queen of cuttin' cheese, she farts enough to power this whole town
But I'm the one they say, you just gotta stay away, when I fart they evacuate the south

So don't smell my farts, my big ol' smelly farts, don't quite think you understand
I eat a big ol' plate of beans, and when I cut the cheese, I leave a big ol' skid mark in my pants

So don't smell my farts, my big ol' smelly farts, don't quite think you understand
When I blow some cheese, it'll bring you to your knees, it almost killed the drummer in my band

So don't smell my farts, my big ol' smelly farts, don't quite think you understand
I eat a big ol' plate of beans, and when I cut the cheese, I leave a big ol' skid mark in my pants