Bounce that money just like a pogo
Switch my trades like a box logo
Give him treats like his name Rolo
Shoot your shot just like Han Solo
Candlestick, the twelfth brick, Nintendo switch
Wrath of the lich in Ipswich with a ice pick
Chipped nail paint like a lemon brake but wait there's a version of you that is always late
Crack your skull with a baseball bat
Place the poison like a city rat
Tie you to the railroad tracks, don't stop laughing till your bones are snapped
Cut the brakelines on your bike
Spear your heart just like the Pike
Triple threat the wheels on a trike
Push rocks down while on a hike
Set fire to a neighbors farm
Move all the creatures out of harm
Watch the flame engulf the barn
Threat Level Midnight with Michael Scarn
Smash all your vases in their expensive cases with rusted leg braces and your tied together shoelaces
Crash the tour bus of every band
Impale their windshield with a mic stand
In every city across the land
From the city sidewalks to beaches sand
What is causing me all this pain
Is it this permanent chronic migraine
Or the tendency to idolize bane and love the way he destroys batmane
Put cyanide in the water supply
Shoot fireworks into the sky
All the townspeople cry
"Why Benji why?!"
There's two Benjis around
Both of them will show you how
To put a slit in your eyebrow
To earn your spots just like a cow
It's out of your control NOW