Benji Navel - Thrash Bandicoot Lyrics

Benji please, play the right damn keys
Benji please, pay your goddamn rent fees
Benji please, are you happy where you're at
Benji please, bash your brain with a baseball bat

Why won't you just Do what your told
If not, you may regret it when you get old

Reverse the deadliest catch, check back with me when Billys gonna hatch

Might f*ck around and go Spyro, get it, I'm a pyro

I have the utmost respect for a man called Deano
Even though most days he looks like a Delfino

Y'all said move that body like a cyclone
Spin it, twist it on your head like Dry Bones

All these jokes are surely accidental
Or maybe my sense of humor is just a little mental

Every person my height is mostly just rube
Every me my height just wants to play GameCube

Every amp I have, I Smash, it's a hoot
People F*ck around and call me Thrash Bandicoot

My enemies keep tricking me everyday
Truly I'm the one repping games they wanna play