[Intro]
Borrowing my cup?
Let me give it the test
What, the Mario test?
Mario? Mario's a f*ckin' psycho...
[Verse 1]
It's 1986, I'm in the first grade
I'm workin' really hard to get Mario layed
I gotta save the princess so he can get the pussy
Believe me, Mario would get that ass, so f*ck Luigi
Mario really wants to get her in bed
So bad that he is busting up bricks with his head
He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells
Jumping on little mushrooms, and then turtle shells
Dropping down green pipes and secret passage ways
Making his way to the end, where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom and grow a little higher
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
All these creatures that attack him cut Mario slack
Oh shit... hold on... I'll be right back...
(Wait 5 seconds)
I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer
It's gotta be hard to get layed if you're a plumber
That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can quit using his hand
Mario doesn't wanna get hit, he'll shrink
The princess won't f*ck a little kid, I think
So stay firm and attend to your own
And eventually the princess will attend to your bone
[Chorus x2]
Save, the, princess quick
Ah, shit, well I suck dick
And, if, you, let her free
You, get, the, pussy
[Verse 2]
Bowser's trying to get head right now from the princess
But if it's up to me, that shit will stop this instance
Cloud people throwing little spiked animals
Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals
I heard nobody yet running the princess'es oven
And Mario always says "Virgins... I love em'"
I hate the cooper troopers, so I'm gonna run up and jump on the back of their shells, until I get one up
Gonna keep playin', and never gonna quit
Cause some kid at school told me, you could see the princess' tits
I wanna be there before any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy up on Mario, then you
At the end of each level, I jump and get the flag
And say to myself, "Another castle in the bag"
I hope Bowser's ready, cause he's in for a ride
Cause Mario's serious, when it comes to homicide
The princess is a freak, even though she has class
Mario will take a plunger, and put it in her ass
I hate the canons, the shoot at you constantly
And I hate platforms that fall out, from below me
It's all worth while just to see Mario smile
Standing next to the princess, butt-naked profile
That's why it's my say to get Mario layed
Super Mario Brothers, best game ever made
[Chorus x2]
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[Intro]
Borrowing my cup?
Let me give it the test
What, the Mario test?
Mario? Mario's a f*ckin' psycho...
[Verse 1]
It's 1986, I'm in the first grade
I'm workin' really hard to get Mario layed
I gotta save the princess so he can get the pussy
Believe me, Mario would get that ass, so f*ck Luigi
Mario really wants to get her in bed
So bad that he is busting up bricks with his head
He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells
Jumping on little mushrooms, and then turtle shells
Dropping down green pipes and secret passage ways
Making his way to the end, where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom and grow a little higher
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
All these creatures that attack him cut Mario slack
Oh shit... hold on... I'll be right back...
(Wait 5 seconds)
I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer
It's gotta be hard to get layed if you're a plumber
That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can quit using his hand
Mario doesn't wanna get hit, he'll shrink
The princess won't f*ck a little kid, I think
So stay firm and attend to your own
And eventually the princess will attend to your bone
[Chorus x2]
Save, the, princess quick
Ah, shit, well I suck dick
And, if, you, let her free
You, get, the, pussy
[Verse 2]
Bowser's trying to get head right now from the princess
But if it's up to me, that shit will stop this instance
Cloud people throwing little spiked animals
Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals
I heard nobody yet running the princess'es oven
And Mario always says "Virgins... I love em'"
I hate the cooper troopers, so I'm gonna run up and jump on the back of their shells, until I get one up
Gonna keep playin', and never gonna quit
Cause some kid at school told me, you could see the princess' tits
I wanna be there before any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy up on Mario, then you
At the end of each level, I jump and get the flag
And say to myself, "Another castle in the bag"
I hope Bowser's ready, cause he's in for a ride
Cause Mario's serious, when it comes to homicide
The princess is a freak, even though she has class
Mario will take a plunger, and put it in her ass
I hate the canons, the shoot at you constantly
And I hate platforms that fall out, from below me
It's all worth while just to see Mario smile
Standing next to the princess, butt-naked profile
That's why it's my say to get Mario layed
Super Mario Brothers, best game ever made
[Chorus x2]
Borrowing my cup?
Let me give it the test
What, the Mario test?
Mario? Mario's a f*ckin' psycho...
[Verse 1]
It's 1986, I'm in the first grade
I'm workin' really hard to get Mario layed
I gotta save the princess so he can get the pussy
Believe me, Mario would get that ass, so f*ck Luigi
Mario really wants to get her in bed
So bad that he is busting up bricks with his head
He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells
Jumping on little mushrooms, and then turtle shells
Dropping down green pipes and secret passage ways
Making his way to the end, where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom and grow a little higher
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
All these creatures that attack him cut Mario slack
Oh shit... hold on... I'll be right back...
(Wait 5 seconds)
I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer
It's gotta be hard to get layed if you're a plumber
That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can quit using his hand
Mario doesn't wanna get hit, he'll shrink
The princess won't f*ck a little kid, I think
So stay firm and attend to your own
And eventually the princess will attend to your bone
[Chorus x2]
Save, the, princess quick
Ah, shit, well I suck dick
And, if, you, let her free
You, get, the, pussy
[Verse 2]
Bowser's trying to get head right now from the princess
But if it's up to me, that shit will stop this instance
Cloud people throwing little spiked animals
Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals
I heard nobody yet running the princess'es oven
And Mario always says "Virgins... I love em'"
I hate the cooper troopers, so I'm gonna run up and jump on the back of their shells, until I get one up
Gonna keep playin', and never gonna quit
Cause some kid at school told me, you could see the princess' tits
I wanna be there before any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy up on Mario, then you
At the end of each level, I jump and get the flag
And say to myself, "Another castle in the bag"
I hope Bowser's ready, cause he's in for a ride
Cause Mario's serious, when it comes to homicide
The princess is a freak, even though she has class
Mario will take a plunger, and put it in her ass
I hate the canons, the shoot at you constantly
And I hate platforms that fall out, from below me
It's all worth while just to see Mario smile
Standing next to the princess, butt-naked profile
That's why it's my say to get Mario layed
Super Mario Brothers, best game ever made
[Chorus x2]