Here's a little drinking game, It's only for the brave
Only for the heavyweights and those that misbehave
So grab a glass, make sure it's full, don't even try to hide
Let's start to have some real fun and get all blurry eyed
Everyone who's name is Ben, Go on and down your drink
And also take a swag if your the last person to wink
And if you've ever smoked a joint, go on and take a sip
And keep on drinking from your glass until I finish this
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 And STOP
To all that drank, thank you, now wait, Go on and take a break
To all that tried to fain a sip, well I can spot a fake
Take down your hair, without a care, But later If you please
Then grab a mop and bucket, she's gonna bring up that Chinese
Everyone who's name is Sue, Go on and take a sip
And also take a swag if you've had fillers in your lips
And if you've ever skinny dipped, go on and down you're drink
And keep on drinking from your glass until I finish this
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 And STOP
The Song is coming to an end, so go and grab a beer
Let's keep the venues running smooth and keep the baliffs clear
So one last time, fill up your glass and lift it to your lips
If you're taller than Ben Mark Smith, then go and have a sip
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 And STOP
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 And STOP
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 And STOP
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 And STOP