Betty, nobody likes you
Betty, nobody wants you around
You came into my life in the desert
You'd better not be his wife, because that would really suck
F*ck you Betty, the world spins slower because you're so heavy, Betty
If I hear your name one more time
Then I'll be ready to throw myself
Off this red sandstone cliff
B-E-T-T-Y
You came into my life in the desert
You'd better not be his wife, because that would really suck
If I hear your name one more time
I'll be ready to throw myself
Off this red sandstone cliff
B-E-T-T-Y
Betty, I wrote this song for you
Betty, I hope that you like it
Betty, every word is about you
Betty, I want you to hear it
Betty, but you can't
Because Betty, you're not real