I think I'm thinking straight
So pour me another drink
Start off the decade right
Throwing up in the kitchen sink
I think I think too much
So let me have one more hit
No it's not a problem
If I wanted to I promise I could quit
Mmmm yeah
I could throw it all away for one night
Forget about the flames until the sunrise
Cause new year's is for sending your fake friend's
A fake text saying you should get together soon
It's for making a half hearted promise you'll pick up the weights you won't touch till june
And for every person that quits
There's a hundred more who won't give a shit
It's just the same as if any day was ending
And new year's is for pretending
Excitement is the only sound
Everybody's counting down
Wish I could get away right now
'Cause when we wake up in the morning
Nobody can say it was boring
But I still feel empty somehow
Mmmm yeah
I could throw it all away for one night
Forget about the flames until the sunrise
Cause new year's is for sending your fake friends
A fake text saying you should get together soon
It's for making a half hearted promise you'll pick up the weights you won't touch till june
And for every person that quits
There's a hundred more who won't give a shit
It's just the same as if any day was ending
And new year's is for pretending
New year's is for pretending
New years is for sending your fake friends
A fake text saying you should get together soon
It's for stalking your exes on instagram claiming
They just can't get over you
It's for cheesy posts and hollow toasts
When really everybody knows
It's just the same as if any day was ending
Ohhh new years is for sending your fake friends
A fake text saying you should get together soon
It's for making a half hearted promise you'll pick up the weights you won't touch till june
And for every person that quits
There's a hundred more who won't give a shit
It's just the same as if any day was ending
And new years is for pretending