Gonna make a scene, gonna get real loud
Never should've walked out my goddamn house
Motherf*ckers always gotta go and piss me off
If you talk that talk, you better walk that walk
Today is not the day, and I am not the one
I got 99 f*cking problems, I don't need another one
Please leave me the hell alone today
I don't want to do something I might regret
I gotta calm down, control myself I gotta keep cool, protect my mental health
Can't let the things outside of my control get to me
I'm trying so hard to be the bigger man and turn the other cheek
But it's not that simple, it's not that simple, it's not that simple
I've got anger and angst burning inside of me
It's not that simple, it's not that simple, it's not that simple
For the time being, I need you to get the f*ck away from me
Today is not the day, and I am not the one
I got 99 f*cking problems, I don't need another one
Please leave me the hell alone today
I don't want to do something I might regret