The Belle Isle Rats - Me and My Corndog Lyrics

Me and my corndog
We met at the county fair
Now I'm eating' 'em everywhere
Me and my corndog
Texture's oh so fine
I'm eatin 'em all the time

Most folks would call me a foodie
Who can be just a little bit snooty
'Cause I won't be caught dead
In a Ruby Tuesday's

I know what's good for me
Organic and gluten free
I'd rather chop off my head
Than ever eat at a Denny's

I've got a secret food love
And my friends must never know
'Cause if anybody ever finds out
Then here come the trolls
Here come the trolls

Me and my corndog
We met at the county fair
Now I'm eating' 'em everywhere
Me and my corndog
Flavor's oh so fine
Don't care if I'm outta line

It's heaven on a stick
A big mouthful of bliss
Bobby Flay or Thomas Keller
Ain't got nothin' on this

And at the end of the day
Gonna pair it up with something great
Heading' down to the wine cellar
For a nice chardonnay

I've got a secret food love
And my friends must never know
'Cause if anybody ever finds out
Then here come the trolls
Here come the trolls

Me and my corndog
We met at the county fair
Now I'm eating' 'em everywhere
Me and my corndog
Texture's oh so fine
I'm eatin 'em all the time

Oh Corn dogs are just so wonderful
That I eat 'em at home and I eat 'em at work
Oh Corn dogs are just so flavorful
That I eat 'em at home and I eat 'em at work

I'm past the point of caring
Corndogs are meant for sharing

Me and my corndog
We met at the county fair
Now I'm eating' 'em everywhere
Me and my corndog
Texture's oh so fine
I'm eatin 'em all the time

Me and my corndog
Me and my corndog