She'd never try to tell you what to think
'Cause she was an actress
Who didn't know everything
She never rode the prima donna train
Yeah she was a grown up
And she had a brain
She's walkin' around at the Brady house
Pickin' up the stuff that the kids left out
Keeping it cool while chaos reigns
Jan and Peter fight but she won't complain
If I could be any person in the world
Any man, woman, boy or girl
If I could give someone else's life a whirl
It'd be Ann B Davis, Ann B Davis
She left it all to go work for a church
'Till her public relations
Were down to a blurb
She understood the shallowness of fame
And she was happy to stay
Inside of that middle frame
She's walking around in the Brady house
Pickin' up the stuff that the kids left out
Keeping it cool while chaos reigns
Greg and Marsha fight but she won't complain
If I could be any person in the world
Any man, woman, boy or girl
If I could give someone else's life a whirl
It'd be Ann B Davis
If I could go back to the 70's
Assume someone else's identity
There's just one person that I'd wanna be
And that's Ann B Davis
Ann B Davis
She wants to get to know you
Know all about you
She's walking around in the Brady house
Pickin' up the stuff that the kids left out
Keeping it cool while chaos reigns
Greg and Marsha fight but she won't complain
If I could be any person in the world
Any man, woman, boy or girl
If I could give someone else's life a whirl
It'd be Ann B Davis
If I could go back to the 70's
Assume someone else's identity
There's just one person that I'd wanna be
And that's Ann B Davis
Ann B Davis