[ Featuring Pretzels ]
While passing through this sad old rust belt town
School-aged children are roaming the streets
At three o'clock in the morning
Because no one ever sleeps
Heightened senses and faces covered with scabs
The best part about this is that I get to leave
We'll meet downtown
We'll catch up on the news
And you'll be stuck here forever
With the racists wearing sheets
It's awfully scary out there
But it ain't much better in here, kid
Removing items from the garbage
There's ketchup on the news
It's a harsh reality
A rocket to the ground in a city on fire
Will a groundhog see his shadow
Or a slime trail on the window
I'm looking for something sticky and sweet
But it ain't green, you know I love dat heaf
But nobody f*cks with Rolo like I do
I'm solely here for the preservation of you
Because bad things happen in Philadelphia
And bad things happen here
It's awfully scary in the streets of New York City
But it ain't much better in here
He got on the bus with a backpack
Filled with his hopes and dreams
Herded up and shuttled off to the hotdog factory
If you can make yourself happy, keep it to yourself
