[ Featuring Pretzels ]
You don't want me on Halloween
If you don't look like me
You're not a human being
I don't want you in my TV
Her people bled red, white, and blue
Since June of 1962
I will, I can't, I will, I can't, I will, I can't
I'm built to last but designed to fail
I think we made a wrong turn in Albuquerque
A fridge-full of women and a room full of clues
Do you know originality comes with a case of the blues
Her people bled red, white, and blue
Don't budge when they relocate you
