Bedford Level Experiment - School Evacuation Lyrics

We had a water main break at our school
All the kids got sent home
My parents were both at work
So I got sent to a classmates' house

And in the basement, they had an Atari 2600
I played Vanguard all afternoon long
And when my parents got back home
I didn't leave

We had a gas leak at our school
Another big evacuation
My parents were both at work
So I got sent to another kid's house

And in the basement, they had an Atari 2600
I played Smurf's Rescue all afternoon long
And when my parents got back home
I didn't leave

There was a blizzard during the day
So they shut down the school
My parents were both at work
So I got sent to my buddy's house

And in the basement, they had an Atari 2600
I played Fast Food all afternoon long
And when my parents got back home
I didn't leave