Oh Meat Sticks divine in your smoky embrace
Our heroes of hunger our saving grace
In the frozen wasteland where hope is thin
You're the spark of salvation the fight within
Grass-fed grass-finished a standard so high
With Chomps in our hands we're ready to try
While Scrappy groans and the cold wind bites
Meat Sticks rise as our guiding light
Oh Meat Sticks our savory delight
Through the darkest of roads you keep us upright
With each tender bite you whisper "Hold on"
Fueling this journey until the cold is gone
Oh Chomps the champions of hunger and grit
We're chomping toward victory bit by bit
When the van's heater fails and the frost takes hold
You're a campfire of flavor a story retold
Each bite is a lifeline a fight through the freeze
Chomps set the standard they're all that we need
While the wipers freeze and the farts fill the air
Meat Sticks endure because life isn't fair
Oh Meat Sticks our savory delight
Through the darkest of roads you keep us upright
With each tender bite you whisper "Hold on"
Fueling this journey until the cold is gone
Oh Chomps the champions of hunger and grit
We're chomping toward victory bit by bit
They mock your simplicity your humble design
But they've never tasted your flavor divine
A shield against hunger a balm for despair
You're the reason we're breathing this icy rank air
Oh Meat Sticks our savory delight
Through the darkest of roads you keep us upright
With each tender bite you whisper "Hold on"
Fueling this journey until the cold is gone
Oh Chomps the champions of hunger and grit
We're chomping toward victory bit by bit
So here's to the sticks the champions we chew
Grass-fed glory we're seeing it through
Chomps oh Chomps our flavorful guide
You're the soul of this trip our pride multiplied