Beer is good, hoes are bitches
Her cooter so rank, now my dick itches
She said she came, I don't believe her
She suck the pubes off my millimeter
I just shit
After that, she said wanna f*ck
Ass so fat
My cousin got a dump truck
Horseshoe in my lip, her pussy look like a dick
When I had an orgy at my family reunion
I stuck it in, it bled like church communion
I got hemorrhoids, it hurts to shit
Explosion like an asteroid
When my cousin f*cked me with her strap on
My cousin won't suck my dick
So I beat her so hard she shit
All this shit in my butt
I feel it in my gut
My dad raped me in the butt
Now I can't hold in my shit
Damn Joel, you flicked that one huh
F*ck, beer is great
Yee-haw