Fearless Penetrator
Perverted Provocateur, necrotic eroticizer, elcritch felaciator
Fearless Penetrator
Virile villian-pounder, valiant semenizer, nemesis ejaculator
Bound by spells, my people await heroic deeds
Hermit witch curse, fueled by her horny needs
I must swoon her corpse, the kingdoms champion sent to please
My expert swordsplay and broadblade to bring her to her knees
Into her tomb I arrive and caress
And without fear, poised for combat, weapon erect
Her toothless mouth wraps my bone, I squeeze her breast
Revolting touch but I must do my best to f*ck
I barrel my way down her cobwebbed corridor
Deaf to what spells she does say
My curse breaking mission to destroy her simple
Though I'm repulsed by how she behaves
The time draws near soon the lethal strike I'll present
With my tongue I grease the target to beset
I prepare to enter her icy slimy hole of regret
Undead and cold but at least shes f*cking wet
I've thrusted my way through her cobwebbed cavity
Bravely blind to where I lay
My curse breaking mission destroying her howling vagina
Ends in a true masters spray
The deed is done, returning the lich to ancient sleep
Lifting the curse, celebrating her defeat
But i'll always remember our victory did not come cheap
She left me a memento if you know what I mean
Yuck