[ Featuring Balloon ]
[Verse 1]
Left my house 'cause I truly hate my home
And I think I met my roommate's evil clone
Now I'm going 'round the corner thinkin' (Oh no)
Why did you leave me here alone
[Refrain]
Move it on down the hall
Move it on
Move it on
Move it on down the hall
I've been
[Verse 2]
I was given a job that I did not wanna takе
'Cause I don't give a f*ck about thе kiosk's closures
Sat me down next to the head of security
And I said to anyone
To anyone that would listen
"Let's go"
[Chorus]
I'm the mall security guard of the year
And my friend used to work here until he disappeared
Not a chance that that kid's living with my parents again
'Cause he wanted to move out for years and then it ended
Got a hand with the games and the magazines
Like a kid
I'm up at 8 a.m. to come to work to learn new things
Like
When the handle's flush with the door
Then 'cause the kiosk's closed
We can go home
Okay
Let's go
[Verse 3]
Walking through the shopping maze with a badge
Keeping all the stores in line with a stern gaze
Stalking shadows cutting corners in the night
Got a headset warning Mall guard taking flight
[Refrain]
Move it on down the hall
Move it on
Move it on
Move it on down the hall
I've been
[Verse 4]
Spot the trouble from afar Johnny low on aisle three
He thinks he's slick like some star But I got tricks to make him flee
Late night shifts and empty halls Silent echoes keep me cool
Lost kid bawling in these walls I'll guide him like a loving mule
[Chorus]
I'm the mall security guard of the year
And my friend used to work here until he disappeared
Not a chance that that kid's living with my parents again
'Cause he wanted to move out for years and then it ended
Got a hand with the games and the magazines
Like a kid
I'm up at 8 a.m. to come to work to learn new things
Like
When the handle's flush with the door
Then 'cause the kiosk's closed
We can go home
Okay
Let's go
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 2]
I was given a job that I did not wanna takе
'Cause I don't give a f*ck about thе kiosk's closures
Sat me down next to the head of security
And I said to anyone
To anyone that would listen
"Let's go"
[Chorus]
I'm the mall security guard of the year
And my friend used to work here until he disappeared
Not a chance that that kid's living with my parents again
'Cause he wanted to move out for years and then it ended
Got a hand with the games and the magazines
Like a kid
I'm up at 8 a.
