Barry Slorridge - Rubber Pants Blues Lyrics

Got the rubber pants blues
Bout to get electricused
Cause' I done ate some dude
In a ham and bacon stew

I got the rubber pants blues
Cause' I done ate some dude
In a ham and bacon stew
With a glass of chartreuse

When I get electric-used
The rubber pants will stop my poos
From splatting everyone's
Nice polished shoes

But I got a, secret, for all of youse
My rubber pants I did done lose
So when they switch, on the fuse
They'll all get splattered with my
Stinky oozy poos
I wonder if I will, make the news...