Trouble with the trolley aye
D'Angelo is a huge sexist
Woah woah woah
I think if he was a sexist I'd be able to tell
I took a crap load of women's studies courses at Cornell
And I wrote my own companion piece to the Vagina Monologues, called The Penis Apologies
Consider this my
Companion piece to the Vagina Monologues
I call it the Penis Apologies
The quality of men that I'm finding has a come a long
Way since we last checked
The boomers have had their
Abuse over women
Been loose with compassion
I'm losing my mind trynna grasp all their actions
It's like they've been teaching their children that women are no worse than taxes
I don't think I've gone here for more than a day
Without seeing a public male save face
Retracting a statement he said to his mates
As he's constantly hurting the women he hates
I'm sorry am I taking all your time, I don't wanna be boring you
But now I'm the Master, the Chief that's in charge
I'm the mother f*cking warden who
Will dunk from the free throw line in your face something similar to what Magic Jordon do
Why don't you just tell him how his actions are being perceived by the women in this office?
Hmhm
And if he doesn't listen
Then he can kiss his penis goodbye
Hmhm
So I'm sorry to all of the women who's ever endured the wrath and destruction that men out here cause
I ain't saying I'm different
I'm part of the problem but that's why I'm writing because
It's time that I stopped standing by while the others around me be breaking the law
I am so sick and tired of men who assume that they penis that swings 'tween their legs makes 'em better
Oh lord
Help me to better realise my potential, I don't like to sit on the bench
But maybe the root of the problem is how I assume you'd select
A man on your team who's agenda is simply avenge
Avenge all the people before us who wasted their time for they men
Avenge all the women who ain't get to vote on the things that affected their lives
Avenge all the girls who ran off just to hide
As Dad in the kitchen would pull out a knife
And threaten his wife
Avenge all the women who ran for promotion to better themselves
Avenge all the women who lost that promotion to somebody else
A man who was only promoted because he was saving himself
From the amassing harassment lawsuit that was threatening wealth
The company gave him a raise
To keep him at bay
From all of the hell
He was causing the women who worked at the place
And when it came out that the claims that were swiftly swept
Under the rug
Were actually true
People got fired
They hired a woman to save all the face
In the hopes that they don't stand to lose
That sweet bottom line that they building and only been handing to men
They gave CEO to a woman assuming a delicate touch here would mend
People so happy she broke the glass ceiling to take charge and then
As soon as enough time has passed
She's out on her ass
The same one they slapping again
Am I right girls?
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Trouble with the trolley aye
D'Angelo is a huge sexist
Woah woah woah
I think if he was a sexist I'd be able to tell
I took a crap load of women's studies courses at Cornell
And I wrote my own companion piece to the Vagina Monologues, called The Penis Apologies
Consider this my
Companion piece to the Vagina Monologues
I call it the Penis Apologies
The quality of men that I'm finding has a come a long
Way since we last checked
The boomers have had their
Abuse over women
Been loose with compassion
I'm losing my mind trynna grasp all their actions
It's like they've been teaching their children that women are no worse than taxes
I don't think I've gone here for more than a day
Without seeing a public male save face
Retracting a statement he said to his mates
As he's constantly hurting the women he hates
I'm sorry am I taking all your time, I don't wanna be boring you
But now I'm the Master, the Chief that's in charge
I'm the mother f*cking warden who
Will dunk from the free throw line in your face something similar to what Magic Jordon do
Why don't you just tell him how his actions are being perceived by the women in this office?
Hmhm
And if he doesn't listen
Then he can kiss his penis goodbye
Hmhm
So I'm sorry to all of the women who's ever endured the wrath and destruction that men out here cause
I ain't saying I'm different
I'm part of the problem but that's why I'm writing because
It's time that I stopped standing by while the others around me be breaking the law
I am so sick and tired of men who assume that they penis that swings 'tween their legs makes 'em better
Oh lord
Help me to better realise my potential, I don't like to sit on the bench
But maybe the root of the problem is how I assume you'd select
A man on your team who's agenda is simply avenge
Avenge all the people before us who wasted their time for they men
Avenge all the women who ain't get to vote on the things that affected their lives
Avenge all the girls who ran off just to hide
As Dad in the kitchen would pull out a knife
And threaten his wife
Avenge all the women who ran for promotion to better themselves
Avenge all the women who lost that promotion to somebody else
A man who was only promoted because he was saving himself
From the amassing harassment lawsuit that was threatening wealth
The company gave him a raise
To keep him at bay
From all of the hell
He was causing the women who worked at the place
And when it came out that the claims that were swiftly swept
Under the rug
Were actually true
People got fired
They hired a woman to save all the face
In the hopes that they don't stand to lose
That sweet bottom line that they building and only been handing to men
They gave CEO to a woman assuming a delicate touch here would mend
People so happy she broke the glass ceiling to take charge and then
As soon as enough time has passed
She's out on her ass
The same one they slapping again
Am I right girls?
D'Angelo is a huge sexist
Woah woah woah
I think if he was a sexist I'd be able to tell
I took a crap load of women's studies courses at Cornell
And I wrote my own companion piece to the Vagina Monologues, called The Penis Apologies
Consider this my
Companion piece to the Vagina Monologues
I call it the Penis Apologies
The quality of men that I'm finding has a come a long
Way since we last checked
The boomers have had their
Abuse over women
Been loose with compassion
I'm losing my mind trynna grasp all their actions
It's like they've been teaching their children that women are no worse than taxes
I don't think I've gone here for more than a day
Without seeing a public male save face
Retracting a statement he said to his mates
As he's constantly hurting the women he hates
I'm sorry am I taking all your time, I don't wanna be boring you
But now I'm the Master, the Chief that's in charge
I'm the mother f*cking warden who
Will dunk from the free throw line in your face something similar to what Magic Jordon do
Why don't you just tell him how his actions are being perceived by the women in this office?
Hmhm
And if he doesn't listen
Then he can kiss his penis goodbye
Hmhm
So I'm sorry to all of the women who's ever endured the wrath and destruction that men out here cause
I ain't saying I'm different
I'm part of the problem but that's why I'm writing because
It's time that I stopped standing by while the others around me be breaking the law
I am so sick and tired of men who assume that they penis that swings 'tween their legs makes 'em better
Oh lord
Help me to better realise my potential, I don't like to sit on the bench
But maybe the root of the problem is how I assume you'd select
A man on your team who's agenda is simply avenge
Avenge all the people before us who wasted their time for they men
Avenge all the women who ain't get to vote on the things that affected their lives
Avenge all the girls who ran off just to hide
As Dad in the kitchen would pull out a knife
And threaten his wife
Avenge all the women who ran for promotion to better themselves
Avenge all the women who lost that promotion to somebody else
A man who was only promoted because he was saving himself
From the amassing harassment lawsuit that was threatening wealth
The company gave him a raise
To keep him at bay
From all of the hell
He was causing the women who worked at the place
And when it came out that the claims that were swiftly swept
Under the rug
Were actually true
People got fired
They hired a woman to save all the face
In the hopes that they don't stand to lose
That sweet bottom line that they building and only been handing to men
They gave CEO to a woman assuming a delicate touch here would mend
People so happy she broke the glass ceiling to take charge and then
As soon as enough time has passed
She's out on her ass
The same one they slapping again
Am I right girls?
Writer: Joshua Hall
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