Everybody up and join the line
And dance the dance of the paradigm
Where good and evil intertwine
It's time for us to realign!
Lawful Good!
Put your right hand in (right hand in)
And swear an oath (swear an oath)
Put your left hand in (oh, whoa)
Now shake 'em both!
Movin' to the right
Neutral Good!
Plant your feet on the ground (feet on the ground)
Never surrender (never surrender)
Pull your backpack on (oh, whoa)
Spirit of Adventure!
Movin' to the right
Chaotic Good!
Do whatever you want (whatever you want)
Shake any part (shake any part)
You put your whole self in (oh, whoa)
When you follow your heart!
Droppin' down then all the way left!
Lawful Neutral!
Judge the people around you (judge the people)
It's not very hard (it isn't hard)
Then wag your index finger (oh, whoa)
And call the guards!
Movin' to the right!
True Neutral!
Shrug your shoulders up (shrug your shoulders)
Don't take sides (don't take sides)
Put your wrists together (oh, whoa)
'Cause your hands are tied!
Movin' to the right!
Chaotic Neutral!
Now put both hands in (both your hands in)
Grab what you need (grab what you need)
There's nothing wrong (whoa, no)
With a little bit of greed!
Droppin' down then all the-way left!
Lawful Evil!
Cross your arms on your chest (cross your arms)
Issue a stern command (stern command)
Crush your foes (oh, whoa)
With a callous hand!
Movin' to the right!
Neutral Evil!
Stab your friends (stabby-stabby your friends)
The ones that forced you to (they made you do it)
Then climb the corpses (oh, whoa)
Of the ones you slew!
Movin' to the right!
Chaotic Evil!
Raise your hands in the air (or don't I don't care)
Make your fingers curl (fingers curl)
Now thrash around (oh, whoa)
Destroy the world!
Now you're realigned!
We hope you paid attention (oh-whoa, whoa-oh)
We hope you've learned a thing or two (or three, or four)
About the D&D alignments (or five, or six)
Now which one are you?
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!
Alright
Dance your own alignment (dance your alignment)
Whatever it is (whatever it is)
I hope you remember (oh, whoa)
'Cause this is a quiz!
Dancin' all night!
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Everybody up and join the line
And dance the dance of the paradigm
Where good and evil intertwine
It's time for us to realign!
Lawful Good!
Put your right hand in (right hand in)
And swear an oath (swear an oath)
Put your left hand in (oh, whoa)
Now shake 'em both!
Movin' to the right
Neutral Good!
Plant your feet on the ground (feet on the ground)
Never surrender (never surrender)
Pull your backpack on (oh, whoa)
Spirit of Adventure!
Movin' to the right
Chaotic Good!
Do whatever you want (whatever you want)
Shake any part (shake any part)
You put your whole self in (oh, whoa)
When you follow your heart!
Droppin' down then all the way left!
Lawful Neutral!
Judge the people around you (judge the people)
It's not very hard (it isn't hard)
Then wag your index finger (oh, whoa)
And call the guards!
Movin' to the right!
True Neutral!
Shrug your shoulders up (shrug your shoulders)
Don't take sides (don't take sides)
Put your wrists together (oh, whoa)
'Cause your hands are tied!
Movin' to the right!
Chaotic Neutral!
Now put both hands in (both your hands in)
Grab what you need (grab what you need)
There's nothing wrong (whoa, no)
With a little bit of greed!
Droppin' down then all the-way left!
Lawful Evil!
Cross your arms on your chest (cross your arms)
Issue a stern command (stern command)
Crush your foes (oh, whoa)
With a callous hand!
Movin' to the right!
Neutral Evil!
Stab your friends (stabby-stabby your friends)
The ones that forced you to (they made you do it)
Then climb the corpses (oh, whoa)
Of the ones you slew!
Movin' to the right!
Chaotic Evil!
Raise your hands in the air (or don't I don't care)
Make your fingers curl (fingers curl)
Now thrash around (oh, whoa)
Destroy the world!
Now you're realigned!
We hope you paid attention (oh-whoa, whoa-oh)
We hope you've learned a thing or two (or three, or four)
About the D&D alignments (or five, or six)
Now which one are you?
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!
Alright
Dance your own alignment (dance your alignment)
Whatever it is (whatever it is)
I hope you remember (oh, whoa)
'Cause this is a quiz!
Dancin' all night!
And dance the dance of the paradigm
Where good and evil intertwine
It's time for us to realign!
Lawful Good!
Put your right hand in (right hand in)
And swear an oath (swear an oath)
Put your left hand in (oh, whoa)
Now shake 'em both!
Movin' to the right
Neutral Good!
Plant your feet on the ground (feet on the ground)
Never surrender (never surrender)
Pull your backpack on (oh, whoa)
Spirit of Adventure!
Movin' to the right
Chaotic Good!
Do whatever you want (whatever you want)
Shake any part (shake any part)
You put your whole self in (oh, whoa)
When you follow your heart!
Droppin' down then all the way left!
Lawful Neutral!
Judge the people around you (judge the people)
It's not very hard (it isn't hard)
Then wag your index finger (oh, whoa)
And call the guards!
Movin' to the right!
True Neutral!
Shrug your shoulders up (shrug your shoulders)
Don't take sides (don't take sides)
Put your wrists together (oh, whoa)
'Cause your hands are tied!
Movin' to the right!
Chaotic Neutral!
Now put both hands in (both your hands in)
Grab what you need (grab what you need)
There's nothing wrong (whoa, no)
With a little bit of greed!
Droppin' down then all the-way left!
Lawful Evil!
Cross your arms on your chest (cross your arms)
Issue a stern command (stern command)
Crush your foes (oh, whoa)
With a callous hand!
Movin' to the right!
Neutral Evil!
Stab your friends (stabby-stabby your friends)
The ones that forced you to (they made you do it)
Then climb the corpses (oh, whoa)
Of the ones you slew!
Movin' to the right!
Chaotic Evil!
Raise your hands in the air (or don't I don't care)
Make your fingers curl (fingers curl)
Now thrash around (oh, whoa)
Destroy the world!
Now you're realigned!
We hope you paid attention (oh-whoa, whoa-oh)
We hope you've learned a thing or two (or three, or four)
About the D&D alignments (or five, or six)
Now which one are you?
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!
Alright
Dance your own alignment (dance your alignment)
Whatever it is (whatever it is)
I hope you remember (oh, whoa)
'Cause this is a quiz!
Dancin' all night!
Writer: David Chevalier
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid