Shes long, lean, and lanky and aint had nothing to eat
Shes my baby and I love her just the same
Crazy bout that woman cause Caldonia is her name
Caldonia
Caldonia
What makes your big head so hard?
I love her. I love her just the same
Crazy bout that woman cause Caldonia is her name
[Spoken verse:]
You know what mama told me? Mama said son...
Keep away from that woman - shes gonna take all your money
Hey, hey, hey boy.... Dont laugh about my mama - you hear that?
Hey man I told you man....
You dont know what you doin boy - dont laugh about my mama
Caldonia
Caldonia
What makes your big head so hard?
I love her. I love her just the same
Crazy bout that woman cause Caldonia is her name