There's this spider who sleeps in my bed
There's this creature who lives in my head
There's this martyr who's killing my vibe
There's this doctor who's wasting my time
But if I told you everything you wouldn't believe me
If I told you everything
There's this magnet it's pulling me down
There's this plane crash that I was almost on
There's this scarecrow who talks in his sleep
There's this angel who's guiding me
But if I told you everything you wouldn't believe me
If I told you everything
There's strangers in the yard
I don't trust them at all
There's shadows in the dark
They creep up the walls
But if I told you everything you wouldn't believe me
If I told you everything
There's this pigeon it's a government drone
There's this agent that's tapping my phone
There's this feeling when I'm all alone
There's this rapture that'll take me home
But if I told you everything you wouldn't believe me
If I told you everything
There's strangers in the yard
I don't trust them at all
There's shadows in the dark
They creep up the walls
But if I told you everything you wouldn't believe me
If I told you everything