Ballsqueezer - Showdown in Tibet Lyrics

One day in the morning
As he woke up from his sleep
His stomach felt so empty
He searched for something to eat

Travelled he had far
With no luck to find
As he sat under a mountain high
He saw a glimpse of light

He heard some of the rumors
About the cave of saints
Going there to contemplate
And still their crazy heads

Excited 'bout the juicy flesh
He commenced with the climb
Looking up mount Kailas
There was no way to find

When he finaly got to the mountain cave
The holy Milarepa was sitting there
He looked into his fiery eyes
He backed and fell down mount Kailas

Holy shit!