You were brought to this old place a good few weeks ago
Totally out of it, on what we do not know
We're trying very hard to get you right as rain
Unfortunately we'll have to inflict you with some pain
Patient
Zero-two-six
Zero-two-six
Don't worry, it's for your own good
The scars will surely heal
The physical ones, anyway
From what has made you squeal
The other type
We don't really have a clue
It's not our thing to mess with minds
That's what the others do
We only want to get to know the process of your mind
We'll start off with a little probe that just might leave you blind
Then carry on with deeper forms of research new to us
The outcome of which
Patient zero-two-six
Patient zero-two-six
You seem to be a mystery as far as we can tell
Your history is pretty vague
We've gone the extra mile
To find out just what makes you tick
And get you feeling fine
But now I think that it is time for others to have a try
We've tried and tried time and again to reach your inner mind
All the tricks and treatments that we know and other kinds
We've pumped you full of fluids
And we've traced your neural paths
All to a dead end
A cul-de-sac
Patient zero-two-six
Patient zero-two-six
None
To
Six
None To Six
Like seven sided dice
None To Six