Bada Draga - Taking The Piss Lyrics

Hey there lesbians and twink chasers look where I am
My name is Bada Draga and I have a public serve is announcement to make
If you're not taking the piss you're not doing drag

If you're not taking the piss you're not doing drag
I'm not a ginger woman I'm a lying little fag
I'm not just here to try to show you how it's done
But why are you still here if you're not having fun

Wear a wig pierce your f*cking ears
Wear a wig entertain the queers
Put the wig on your head and do a little dance
Don't be a Troye Sivan be Giselle f*cking Chance

If you're not taking the piss you're not doing drag
If you're not taking the piss you're not doing drag
If you're not taking the piss you're not doing drag
If you thought the body's juicy how about the f*cking bag
If you're not taking the piss you're not doing drag
If you're not taking the piss you're not doing drag
If you're not taking the piss you're not doing drag
I'm not here for the money I'm here to McF*cking gag bitch

So let me tell you a story

I met this girl the other day her name was Orange East
Her drag was all bought for her and her vocals did not please
She wasn't having fun neither were the crowd of four
You should give it up if you're the type to bore

'Cause I fell in love with drag when I found it through the local
I didn't need attention but don't mind it when they ogle
I just have time for faggots I don't want to please the straights
Drag is always art and it's not up for debate

Wear a wig pierce your f*cking ears
Wear a wig entertain the queers
Put the wig on your head and do a little jig
If you can't find your glasses then you don't deserve the gig

If you're not taking the piss you're not doing drag
If you're not taking the piss you're not doing drag
If you're not taking the piss you're not doing drag
My name is Bada Draga and I'm just a little slag
If you're not a friendly person then you should go home
Find a hobby get therapy please just leave the arts alone
If you want to make us happy then do us all a favour
Grow up just a little and give your style some flavour

Wear a wig unless you're named Omega
Simply be yourself because there's nobody else better
Do just what you want listen to your whims
Host a dating show where the contestants are all sims

Be sure to tune into Love Desert on youtube
The sims 4 reality dating competition where sims find love
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That's L O V E D E S E R T

If you're not taking the piss you're not doing drag
If you're not taking the piss you're not doing drag
If you're not taking the piss you're not doing drag
If you thought the body's juicy how about the f*cking-SING IT WITH ME
Not taking the piss you're not doing drag
If you're not taking the piss you're not doing drag
If you're not taking the piss you're not doing drag
If you're not taking the piss you're not doing drag

Excuse me Elizabeth is the 900 still running?