Well, I took out the farmer's daughter on a moonlit stroll,
My stomach was a-growlin' like a thunder roll,
We stopped by the barn, where the cows were snoozin' tight,
But in my gut, there was a battle, and I was losing the fight.
Oh, I'm romancin' and dancin', but I got to hold it in, One wrong move and I'll be done, she'll hear that embarrassing sin,
Holdin' fast, crossin' fingers, and clenching real tight, Just trying to keep it classy, on this crazy country night.
We sat on a hay bale, under the stars so bright, I whispered in her ear, trying to play it right, But my face turned red, and my eyes went wide, I just prayed to the heavens, l'd keep it all inside.
Oh, I'm romancin' and dancin', but I got to hold it in, One wrong move and I'll be done, she'll hear that embarrassing sin,
Holdin' fast, crossin' fingers, and clenching real tight, Just trying to keep it classy, on this crazy country night.
She leaned in closer, her lips so near,
But all I could think was "Please disappear!", My heart was poundin', my belly was too, One tiny slip, and our love would be through.
Her daddy's dog barked, cutting through the hush, I thanked that ol' hound for saving my tush, We walked back slowly, under the moon's soft glow, I was sweating bullets, but I didn't let it show.
Oh, I'm romancin' and dancin', but I got to hold it in, One wrong move and I'll be done, she'll hear that embarrassing sin,
Holdin' fast, crossin' fingers, and clenching real tight, Just trying to keep it classy, on this crazy country night.
She leaned in closer
Those crazy country nights
She leaned in closer
She leaned in closer, her lips so near,
But all I could think was "Please disappear!", My heart was poundin', my belly was too, One tiny slip, and our love would be through.
Her daddy's dog barked, cutting through the hush, I thanked that ol' hound for saving my tush, We walked back slowly, under the moon's soft glow, I was sweating bullets, but I didn't let it show.
Her daddy's dog barked, cutting through the hush, I thanked that ol' hound for saving my tush.