Who's this pretty lady who just liked my Instagram?
I'm glad she likes my post today, the precocious little lamb
The beard around my neck is raised, it's tingling with delight
I zoom in on her pictures slow, eyes twinkling in blue light
My forehead is glistening-I dab at the sheen
Out of breath, I start to talk to my computer screen
I like your photos, I think I love you
You're even prettier than my old waifu
Most women like you are into guys who are mean
But you must like me, me and my anime themed memes
Most women are ugly, but out of ten you're a nine
Would you take my soft hand? Would you be my valentine?
Who's this imbecile that just liked your Facebook post?
He better be dead, that better be his motherf*cking ghost
I hope you both die, I hope you die in a ditch
Why would you lie to me? You f*cking...
BITCH