Bromheads Jacket - Celebrityism Lyrics

Botox babes
And private raves where
Only if you're someone do you get photo'ed in ok
Take a look here at jade's a brand new boobs
35 pound jack and kim did lose
Look 10 years younger just like kim cattrell
A very strict diet of lettuce and canderel
Have brad and jen finally split?
Get a beach body girl, just like a brit's

This is how we
This is how we live

This is how we
This is how we live

Your peek into the life of stars this week
Oohl look her skirts too short
You can see her bum cheeks
It seems again geris piled on the pounds
She what she was wearing to viva la glam

That rebecca loos she's full of shite
And is it true desperate housewives they all fight
Cos life couldn't be about anything else
And happiness is found on the front cover of elle

This is how we
This is how we live

This is how we
This is how we

Reality tv
I'm a celebrity worship me

Reality tv
Eternal life your guaranteed

Strive to succeed
Be like one of these
Like ancient greek gods
Or that bloke achilles
Pop idol & big brother are shortcuts to the top
Cosmetic surgery and brown-nosing will help you a lot
Back-stabbers and liars you will come across
But in the end only hard work willl make you a someone
In the meantime, indulge in this celebrityism
Worship and adore the titles they've been given

If you're lucky, one day you know you might bump into one
Luckier still, honour you a picture with one

Reality tv
I'm a celebrity worship me

Reality tv
Eternal life your guarenteed