Black Market Farts - Can You Tell Me How To Get To The Land Of Bumhackey? Lyrics

HEY!Mr. Snufflupagus!
I like your trunk!
So does Big Bird!
Shove it up my ass!
Can you tell me how to get
How to
Where the boys all like to be beat
How to get to Sesame Street
Where there's lots of BUMHACKEY!
Bumhackey, bumhackey, bumhackey, bumhackey!
Look at Mr. Hooper
Now he's f*cking dead
Everybody knows he was giving Grover head
Look at Grover, he has skinny arms and legs
What he got from bumhackey was Mr. Hooper's AIDS!!!
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street
Where the boys all like to be beat
How to get to Sesame Street
Where there's lots of BUMHACKEY!
Bumhackey, bumhackey, bumhackey, bumhackey!
Ever wonder about Ernie and Bert?
Everybody knows that Bert's a great big flirt
Two boys living alone
Susan and Gordon can hear 'em moan
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street
Where the boys all like to be beat
How to get to Sesame Street
Where there's lots of--
BUMHACKEY!!