H.E.L.P. Is on the Way [early version] Lyrics by Beach Boys

Stark naked in front of my mirror
A pudgy person somehow did appear
Seems lately all I've eaten, sugar and fat
It's gettin' obvious that's not where it's at

Big pot and tripley chin
Oh, what condition my condition was in (condition is in)
Laughin' at myself at what a cryin' shame
Whatever happened to my Greek godly frame?

Cyclamates, juicy steaks, sweet things too
Aren't always good as they seem
Doughy lumps, stomach pumps, enemas too
That's what you get when you eat that way

I read a book on organic foods (organic foods)
Jumped on a health kick, put me in a mood (put in a mood)
You may not get to perfect overnight
But on the way you're feelin' clean out of sight

We ate tonight at Fairfax and Third (Fairfax and Third)
We're gonna spread the news and give you the word (give you the word)
We hope that soon you'll eat like we did today
We're mighty thankful now that H.E.L.P.'s on its way

Salad with a special'll knock you right off your seat
With carrot juice to wash it all down
Yummy carob cookies are an organic treat
And H.E.L.P. has got the best food in town

H.-E.-L.-P.
H.E.L.P. your education, creates much benefit and peace

Hamburgers and hot dogs, throw 'em all out
You'll feel so good you'll jump up and shout
If you haven't, why don't you go shoppin' today?
And 'member now that H.E.L.P.'s on its way

H.-E.-L.-P.
Radiant Radish is gonna be
Ooo

(Composer: Brian Wilson)

[Thanks to lpintek72 for adding these lyrics]