We were set up in the back with the trailer hitch in tact
Going to pull it off the track, wanna get my fill and
I don't know what I would do without a woman like you
To blame for all the crazy things I do
We have got a master plan and she knows that I'm the man
Going to get the upper hand, put us on the map and
I don't know what I would do without a woman like you to blame
But you know that I'm the same and
Oh we are American Criminals
Oh yeah we're American Criminals
She steals cars and I sell stereos
That's right, we're American Criminals
Let me get inside the vault or it's going to be assault
And you know it ain't my fault that you didn't listen
I don't know what else to say, how I love it that they pay me well
Even though I'm raising hell and
Oh we are American Criminals
Oh yeah we're American Criminals
She cuts lines and I sell chemicals
That's right, we're American Criminals
Criminals
Tax evasion, credit fraud
Now the history is gone
Home invasion and assault
Oh boy you know we do it all
We were shackled in the back of the cruiser, how about that?
It seems we wrote a check that we couldn't cash but
I don't care that I've been caught by the long arm of the law
Because the justice system is flawed and
Oh we are American Criminals
Oh yeah we're American Criminals
She gets high but I get comatose
Oh yeah we're American Criminals
Criminals