Blue Jay is the bluest bird oh yeah, oh yeah
Cardinal is the reddest bird oh yeah, oh yeah
But the motherf*cking falcon is the coolest bird because it flies real fast
F*ck the stupid starling right in it's spangled ass
Robin have the biggest tits oh yeah, oh yeah
Chickens have even bigger tits oh yeah, oh yeah
But the motherf*cking falcon is the coolest bird because it flies real fast
F*ck the stupid starling right in it's spangled ass
Shithawks are really awesome birds oh yeah, oh yeah
Turkeys are f*cking silly birds oh yeah, oh yeah
But the motherf*cking falcon is the coolest bird because it dives real fast
F*ck the stupid starling right in it's spangled ass