Austin Martinez - I Write to Santa (Not the Elves) Lyrics

Oh well imagine
As I walk through the door in a mall food court hall
And I can't help but to think
No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
"What do you want for Christmas?!
What's on your Christmas list?!" says mall Santa to me now
"Hi Sir what a shame what a shame
My Christmas list this year is long"
I chime in with a "Haven't your elves ever heard of
Building electric trains?!"
Or remote control racecars or how 'bout Nintendo Games
With a dash of Link and Super Mario
I chime in "Haven't you your elves ever heard of
Making some roller blades?!"
Oh it's much better to open Christmas Gifts
With a tag from
Well in fact
Well look at it this way
I mean technically my elves don't bring all
Gifts we'll make one or two so not every present there
Ho Ho Ho!
Well in fact
Well look at it this way
I mean technically my elves don't bring all
Gifts we'll make one or two so not every present there
I chime in with a "Haven't your elves ever heard of
Wrapping up chocolate bars?!"
Or some Hershey's kisses or maybe Reese's Cups
Or a bunch of Nerds and Candy Canes for me
I chime in "Haven't your elves ever heard of
Making a flatscreen TV!"
It's much better to open Christmas gifts
With a tag from
Mr and Mrs Claus
Again
Santa said "all you have to worry about is
Loving your family and friends!!
Oh it's much better to do good kinds of things
Without a sense of what I'll get in return"
Santa said "Haven't you people ever heard of
My naughty or nice list?!
Oh I would love to bring you all of these Christmas gifts
With a tag from
Mr and Mrs Claus
Again"