Put the knife away and holster that gun
Another fight at the AMPM
What's so funny? whatcha you laughin at?
I'm gonna hit you with my mini baseball bat
Grown men on bmx bicycles
Six packs of Rainier and tiny little tacos
Hefty bags, intentions aren't so clear
Homemade tattoos and ladies with no fear
Can I have a lighter?
No
Can I have a pack of Newport 100s?
No
Um, what is your problem?
No
God are you always like this?
No!
Can I speak to your manager?
No
Can I have the key to your bathroom?
No
Do you know your floor is sticky and disgusting?
I know
A clusterf*ck that you don't want to miss
A shit show on Aurora and 85th
And you don't wanna have any fun
At a fight at the AMPM