I'm gonna start this off with f*ck you Jake for putting me on
He hooked me up with the best friend of the girl he was with
I didn't really want to do it but I needed her at a soft spot
Cause I was dealing with lots of shit
It was 2022 in June I moved in with the bro
He said let's go to her house my girl gonna take us tomorrow
I was kind of looking forward to meeting somebody new
Then we got there and I realized really quick she was a hoe
Peeped her phone and saw that she was using apps on the low
To meet with men and f*ck to make a couple hundred just to blow
I should have known right then and there I should not ever f*cking fold
Then she got me all alone, then she got me all alone
She made me read some tarot cards to figure where my mind is
Then the hangout was a wrap and everyone was going home
She kept me in the house and they were sitting in the car
I told her that I knew the schemes that they were trying to get us close
She said that I was cute and that her friend wanted us both to be together and
I think she was intrigued to see the flow
She said that she's an open book I said that I'm a book that's closed
And then we made out how the f*ck did I forget that she's a hoe
Where the f*ck these lips have been, Ha, I don't even know
But the way she had her tongue in my mouth she been there before
But not with me so who the f*ck been teaching her the ropes
It wasn't long after this moment i'd be visiting her throat
We did it with the door wide open my friend sleeping on the couch
And he was proud he hooked me up not knowing what she was about
I was playing something loyal I was not sneaking around
But she would still get text messages saying how much to eat you out
Two days later I did a show and she was dancing in the crowd
She tied my shoe for me and everyone was chanting simp out loud
And then I went to a pro-choice protest to speak for women's rights
She went along but she's a walking embody of woman's doubts
Like how you stand for women's rights when you were all of women's wrongs
You let me treat you like an object and you bumping Meg The Stallion
I should have known if you're not team Nicki Minaj then you're just a clown
A red flag, bad habit, just admit that you like having sex and f*cking around
And then she vented saying I wasn't committed
Had her friend ask my intentions I said don't have one just spending time with her
To see the flow I hope it goes in the right direction
Then she asked why no intentions, no right answer to that question
They were texting back and forth attacking me calling me sexist
Assuming I wasn't loving that I just wanted an exit
She said that I care more about all my friends than being with her
Honestly I did, sorry hoe, friends first, bitch second