Assimilate This - The Miracle Worker Lyrics

Down in the engine room where the warp core hums
I keep her together when the trouble comes
Dilithium's cracking the conduits are fried
But give me a second and I'll keep her alive
I'm the miracle worker a Scot through and through
If it's falling apart I'll find the glue
The plasma coils are fried the nacelles are cracked
I'll need twenty minutes to get her back
Captain she'll blow I say every day
But I keep her running in my own special way
With a bottle of scotch and my engineering team
I'll push her to warp with a head full of steam
I'm the miracle worker a Scot through and through
If it's falling apart I'll find the glue
The coils are fried the nacelles are cracked
I'll need ten minutes to get her back
The Klingons are chasing the shields are down
The core's overheating but I won't let her drown
Captain we're holding I shout aye aye
And now that popinjay is going to die
You want to go meet god or rescue Captain Kirk
Or taunt the Klingons till they go berserk
The Enterprise and I we'll make our stand
Laddie I know her like the back of my hand
I'm the miracle worker a Scot through and through
If it's falling apart I'll find the glue
The coils were fried the nacelles were cracked
But we're at full power now and we're on the attack
So raise a glass to the man with the tools
I'm keep things running by breaking the rules
When the chips are down you better worry not
I'm in engineering giving her all she's got