Assimilate This - Bones and Bourbon Lyrics

I'm a doctor not a bricklayer don't you know
But on this starship there's nowhere else to go
From alien plagues to green-blooded friends
It's bourbon and banter till the mission ends
Bones and bourbon that's all I need
A stubborn crew and a warp-speed steed
Through space and stars I fix them up
If Spock says no then I say yup
The Vulcan calls it illogical but he's wrong
Compassion's a tune and I sing it strong
Kirk's the captain but I'm his voice of reason
The rest of the time I'm kickin' back and easin
Bones and bourbon that's all I need
A stubborn crew and a warp-speed steed
Through space and stars I fix them up
If Spock says no then I say yup
I've seen men break and I've patched them up
So pour one more as a pick-me-up
Spock jammed his katra into my head
Kirk lip-read just what he said
Remember
Remember
Remember
From Georgia pines to a starship's steel
I've learned to trust what my hands can feel
It's not about science it's the human fight
To live for each other in this endless night
Bones and bourbon that's all I need
A stubborn crew and a warp-speed steed
Through space and stars I fix them up
If Spock says no then I say yup
Remember