Artifus - Dead Serious Lyrics

Thought you had it, didn't ya, struttin' and braggin',
I'm 'bout to hit ya, watch you sag and start draggin'.
Dead serious, but with a sneer, I'll rip ya,
Roastin' your ass while you crash, see ya, ditch ya.

Yo, talkin' big, pockets slim, you're just a sham,
Bank account lookin' grim, it's a f*cking scam.
Flexin' fake Gucci, foolin' none, you're so vain,
A puppet on strings, your fame's a drain, inane.

Flossin' teeth, so grim, you're spittin' grime,
Bullshit spewin', a mess, ain't worth a dime.
Dead serious, you're a joke, dressed as a fool,
Couldn't spot truth with a crown, not a jewel.

King of nothin', jester's plight, a wannabe knight,
Practicin' tough in the mirror, fake fights, no light.
Here to tell ya, it ain't shinin', your role's a blight,
Paper tiger roar, man, it's all just slight.

I'm dead serious, grinnin', it's quite a sight,
Watchin' you flail, fail, man, it's pure delight.
Dead serious, playin' rough, with no fright,
Sinking in shallow, while I'm takin' flight.

Braggin' 'bout your crew, they're ghosts, just ghosts,
Followers on Insta, just shadows, no boasts.
Droppin' names, cashin' dreams, reality's a mess,
Droppin' trash, facin' facts, you're just a guess.

Dollar store swagger, barely hangin' on tight,
Actin' like a lion, but you're just a sight.
Dead serious, crackin' up, empty success cup,
Sippin' on hopes, just a hollowed-up f*ck.

Rhymes weak, diet coke, and your moves are a joke,
You're the punchline, kid, while I'm the real stroke.
Playin' chess with checkerboard, lose the score,
Laughin' hard as you sink, can't ignore.

I'm dead serious, grinnin', it's quite a sight,
Watchin' you flail, fail, man, it's pure delight.
Dead serious, playin' rough, with no fright,
Sinking in shallow, while I'm takin' flight.

Actin' like you run it, just a cameo shiver,
Star of your flick, B-rate, it'll quiver.
Plot holes big, a truck could slide,
A punchline routine, no worth to hide.

Dead serious, but you're stuck in the loop,
Stand-up routine that's gone off the stoop.
I'm dead serious, but this shit's too funny,
A joke on repeat, low on the money.

Dead serious, here, gonna stay,
Just the clown in my matinee play.
Front all you want, but we know the deal,
You're a punchline, man, that's the real.

Dead serious, rollin' my eyes, your disguise,
Believin' your lies, it's no surprise.
Keep tryin' to flex, knowin' the deal,
Just a punchline, man, that's the real.